Definitions for Men and Women

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. 
Female - Any part under a car's hood. 
Male - The fastener on a woman's bra. 

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. 
Female - Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. 
Male - Playing football without a cup. 

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. 
Female - The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. 
Male - Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys. 

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. 
Female - A desire to get married and raise a family. 
Male - Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. 

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v. 
Female - A good movie, concert, play or book. 
Male - Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex. 

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. 
Female - An embarrassing by-product of digestion. 
Male - A source of entertainment, self-statement, and male bonding. 

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. 
Female - The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve. 
Male - Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up having sex. 

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ree-moht kon-trohl) n. 
Female - A device for changing from one TV channel to another. 
Male - A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.