*THE 50 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL* 

1.We can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks. 
2.Our friends dont say hello to us by punching us on the arm. 
3.Yea- PMS sucks. But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week. 
4.If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat. 
5. On the TV show "Friends", it's the girls who have the bigger apartment 
6. Girl talk.You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff. 
7.We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us. 
8.Dark circles under the eyes? hickey? We can just cover them up with a little concealer. ( how do guys live without that stuff?) 
9.We dont have to shave our faces. 
10.We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance. 
11.Justin, JC, Nick, Brian, Jacob, Ashley. Need I explain this one? 
12.We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys!! 
13.We dont have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough...lol 
14.That whole circumcision thing! 
15.When we get married we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better. 
16.We dont have to deal with sideburns. Whats up with those anyway? 
17.At least one girl always survives in horror flicks. 
18.We never have to wear tighty-whities (or jock straps!) 
19.Even if we are ugly we have make-up to fix it! 
20.We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are. 
21.We dont have to wear tuxedos to the prom. 
22.Nose hair, ear hair, back hair-- soo not a problem for us. 
23.SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just dont know how much fun those are. (or at least, we hope they don't, lol) 
24.We dont have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there. 
25.That special bond we have with our moms-some day. 
26.We dont feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play. 
27.Nobody makes fun of us for liking BSB or N'sync Well almost nobody. 
28.Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice. 
29.We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy. 
30.We give really really good advice. 
31.On t.v. shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers. 
32.Dollhouse, Delia's, XOXO, Wet Seal. 
33.We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly. 
34. Daria and Lisa Simpson are girls 
35.Beavis and Butt-Head arent funny. 
36.The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been writen about you. 
37.We dont have to sit on our wallets. 
38.And our wallets have a place for change. 
39.Its entirely possible that we will marry Ben Affleck some day. 
40.Our lives do not revolve around ESPN Sports Center. 
41.We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people. 
42.Its not required that we learn how to spit when we are young. 
43.We are called tomboys, Boys are called girlie. 
44.Fiona, Shiri, Kathrine, Majandra, Alanis, Gwen. 
45.We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well its true. 
46.Our magazines have Horoscopes. 
47.We dont have to stuff boxers in our jeans.(How can that be comfortable?) 
48.Female pro athletes arent overpaid egomaniacs.(yet) 
49.Girls with guy first names (like Joey) sound cool, but it doesnt work the other way around. 
50.We look great in tank tops. ( Hint Hint to any guy reading this)

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